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BREAKING: LOCAL TRADER CALLS -96% “A STRATEGIC ENTRY”
BAG
THE OFFICIAL BAG OF THE HOOD
EVERYBODY GETS A BAG
TOPDIPCOPEMOONBAGHODL
he bought the exact candle top
still smiling. clinically bullish.
bag so heavy it has gravity
BAG-O-MATIC 6900
BUY TOP
HOLD RED
BAG
Every spin ends in enlightenment or another position you explain to your friends.
LIVE FROM THE HOOD TRENCHES
@topbuyer: bought the breakout, breakout left without me
@diamondcry: hands are diamond because portfolio froze from fear
@stonkscousin: chart looks bad if you use numbers
@robinhoodgoblin: sell button? never met her
THE ORIGIN
In 2021 they gave us the Buy Button. The market gave us the Bag.
THE LORE
Some hold GME. Some hold DOGE. Some hold hope. Everyone holds a BAG.
BAGONOMICS
100% community. 0% utility. 100% emotional damage. 420% cope APR.
spin the wheel of financial character development
There are no losers here. Only future bag philosophers.
To the moon? Maybe. To the group chat explaining why you averaged down? Absolutely.
EU BAG INSPECTION
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BAG BAG BAG BAG BAG
YOU ARE THE BAG.
WE ARE THE BAG.
EVERYBODY GETS A BAG.
CONTRACT ADDRESS
0x95D87519AD0D4642d714bDc279952d3CF6a99FeE